Yeah, I remember you well, Bee-dubya-ell, you jerk. I was entirely aware of your nefarious plans to disfigure me, so I took off. Did you find the little present I left in your shoe yet? I also peed in the basement, just for you. Normally I'd do it outside, which is more natural, but for you...I go the extra mile.

John O'what's-yer-face, I believe your arse is fat! Most human arses are really fat. You are living proof that evolution was not such a good idea after all.