Come on Raggytash you must be in that other valley, the one of the Colne rather than the Holme because we all know here that the air is of the most excellent quality!
Why else we would find a new housing development at the end of the valley professing on the sign that 'Rural is the new urban'. I don't understand it either but the houses therein are commanding a price of somewhere near 1/2 million I think.
But don't worry you will be able to enjoy the festival for a mere fraction of that cost.