John Kanaka's payday

I heard, I heard the old man say:
Tomorrow, tomorrow you get no pay.

So stop, you men, oh stop to moan,
You can get a very good loan.

In Scotland is a gorgeous bank,
they give you money and a bloody wank.

They give you money and a sexy phone,
they seem to know to what you're prone.

Its from a bank, so it's no sin,
It's only about her chip and your pin.