I can just see it now. Shambles checks into a motel. He immediately goes to see if his worst suspicions are once again confirmed, and there is a religious tract secreted in the drawer! Thus once again oppressing and harassing him by trying to save him when he doesn't want saving!

To his surprise and consternation, there is nothing in the drawer except a TV Guide, a Reader's Digest, and a guide to the local strip joints and watering holes!

He can't believe it.

He searches every inch of the room, checks under the bed, behind the curtain, under the dresser, in the closet, in the toilet reservoir....no Bible.

He becomes incensed, and charges off to the front desk to protest.

"I know it's hidden in there somewhere," he yells, shaking his fist in the proprietor's face. "I know you religious nuts! Just tell me where it is now, and stop toying with me!"