The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1665662
Posted By: Rapparee
09-Feb-06 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Here. I ripped one of...wrote one just for you, Bee-Dub:

Underside Story - Roach Song

When you're a roach you're a roach all the way
From your first taste of crud
'Til you're stomped in the clay.
When you're a roach let them do what they can
There are others around
You're a family man
You're never alone
You're never disconnected
You're home with your own
When company's expected
You're unprotected
Then you are a roach with a Capital R
Which you'll never forget 'till you're caught in a jar
Scuttle short!
We always scuttle short!
We're roaches!
The scuttlest!
When you're a roach you're the top bug in town
In the Gold Medal bag, in the grease that's so brown
When you're a roach you're the swingin'est thing
Little egg, you're a roach, Little roach you're the king!
The roaches in gear
Our exoskeletons's are clickin'
The flies'll steer clear
Of our old grease and chicken!
Here come the roaches like a bat outta hell
Someone stomps on our way, well, we won't feel so well!
Here comes the light!
Little roach, step aside!
Better go underground!
Better run, Better hide!
Here come the roaches!

I hope that you appreciate it.