Here's one for Gregor then. It's from Cramps Badass.

ow!....i got the bug! i got the bug, i got the bug i got the great big badass bug i got the bug, mop, got the bug i got the great big badass bug i was hangin' around, mindin' my own watch the girls dance watchin' them goin' then it happened, jumped outta my skin know i'll never be the same again i got the bug..... now i know why these badass girls twitch and squirm, twist and twirl they're get bitten same as me they wiggle they jiggle, they shout whoopee!... i got the bug...... buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-me-baby buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-me-baby buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-mop-oo i got the bug..... pointy shoes, the devil's dance badass dolls in skintight pants badass world in a tailspin i ain't never goin' back again i got the bug......

Don't never say I didn't help you out with artistic-type stuff.