'Mudcat British Folk Awards'

I think this a brilliant idea. What would the categories be?

One could be something like:
'The person who most relentlessly snipes at Mike Harding'
or

'The person who is first to spot someone who is quite good then slags them off just before they become quite popular'
or

'Someone who gets paid quite well but condems singers and musicians fro trying to earn a decent crust'

Anymore?