Well, it's been 3 days since I've been able to get on Mudcat - I seem to have a knack for trying when it's down for maintenance or otherwise off-line. Aargh!

Gene, many thanks for the 'stab', not to mention subsequent emails, the mp3 and the phone call. I just love what the Mudcat community allows us to achieve!

At your suggestion, here's the complete lyrics for any as may be interested. The Gatlin recording, by the way, starts off in F-freaking-sharp, and modulates to G at the 2nd verse.



FOOL'S BAR AND GRILLE
Larry Gatlin

I was drivin' down the highway, not much on my mind
When out of the corner of my eye I saw a little home-made sign
I ain't been able to forget it, I don't think I ever will
It said "Turn right here - for the Fool's Bar and Grille."

I ain't had myself a drink, it's been quite a spell
I was dyin' a whole faster back then; life goin' straight to hell
But I thought the whole thing over and I said I believe I will
Stop in for just one at the Fool's Bar and Grille

Smoke and music hit me when I walked through the door
There was a jukebox in the corner and sawdust on the floor
A lot of smilin' faces, all part of the disguise
Half empty glasses and totally empty eyes

So I pulled up a barstool and ordered myself a coke
Couple of the customers laughed out loud - they thought it was a joke.
I took one sip and I put it down; I purty much had my fill
Of the the good life at the Fool's Bar and Grille

Paid the man behind the bar and I took one sip more
I took one last look around the bar, then I headed for the door
I said a prayer for the lonely people who are probably sittin there still
Living and dyin', at the Fool's Bar and Grille

If not for the grace of God I'd be sittin' there still
Living and dyin, but mostly dyin', right there at the Fool's Bar and Grille

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