cartoon ideas: which should I do?

Quail #1: OK tell me the plan once again
Quail #2: I get Dick's attention and then you fly in front of George.

Cheney staffer: You know there comes a time when you get jaded to a vicarious thrill and you need to do the real thing.

Elmer Fudd (looks like Cheney) Ware is dat wascally lawyer?

Headlines: Cheney accidentally shoots lawyer...Bush accidentally stabs Shehan... Rice accidentally chews leg off Democrat.