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Thread #59418   Message #1667555
Posted By: Rapparee
13-Feb-06 - 05:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Okkaaaaaaaaaaayy...true story: My grandmother went to an early Mass and took me (aged about 4_ along. Being a quiet, serious, religious child, I stood in solemn awe of the priest. Come communion time, my grandma got up to go, and I promptly sat down on the kneeler, faced the bench of the pew, and proceeded to play "Mass."

Since she'd left me in the pew to mark the spot, my head was no longer available to her eagle eye.... She was afraid I'd wandered away, but after walking to the back of the church she turned around and spotted me sitting on the kneeler, playing priest.

I don't remember any untoward repercussions from this, but then the pain may have caused amnesia.