So he shot 'em in the face. So what if the guy's a birdbrain.

A covey of quais, umm. Sounds like trying hook fish in a barrel. NRA should've given him a course in safety first, then a fishing rod.

I'd invite him up here to hunt on my 1/3 acre, except I'm afraid for the dog. Truthfully I'm also afraid that he'll be mauled by the neighbor's cat. It's a really big cat. A Maine Coon Cat. They grow big ya know. Maybe top 15 lbs easily & very effecent mousers. Dick would become a renown hunter if he bagged it. On the other hand if he just winged it & then got head all clawed up how would that look?

Barry