What the flip. What are you, my mother? Get a grip and eese off on the flippin' handlebars, Jack. Your gonna get road burn. Dignnity? You got a lotta nerve talkin' to me a bout flippin DIGnity, eh? I know what dignigyt is, man. I have had to walk outta the Iron Horse bar at 3 AM with no clothes on. Don't ask me how it happened. It was a flippin' rought nite.   But I did what I had to do. I walked outta the flippin' bar with my head held HIGH, man.

That's when the flippin' cops arrested me. Never try to reeson with a cop becoz they don't flippin lissen to nothing. They figger they know it ALL. Kinda like you, eh?

Look, man, you ain't my conshenze. If you was, I wiould get it flippin' replaiced, eh? My advide is, have a beer and forget about it. I am gonna sleep like a baby tonite and I whishbone you the same.

- Shane