I'll tell ya where the fun has gone, eh? The fun has gone to Sudbury. That's right, you heard me. Laura...the only $20 hooker in my town of Blind River...has moved to the big city of North Bay. This is not good news for Blind River! I expect that the local ecomony will be hit bad, eh? Most hookers charge way flippin' more than $20! That is becoz of inflation and probally becoz of the Liberal party too, eh? They take a cut on every workin' girl's trade, the bastards! If ya want fun in Blind River now, be flippin' preaiired to pay through yer flippin' nose, man. The salad days are over.

- Shane