Sir Catspaw himself will be barking for shills at the Parfoomery this afternoon.

"Woddizzit? They dunno woddizzit! Come one an' come all, come ye ladyes and ye gennulmens, and lissen to my song...."

Braawwwwwwmp!!!

"It wuz found ten miles from sea, five miles from land, and science has guaraynteed there is none other like it on any known planet or asstroid. Step up to the Parfoomery and take a gander at the incredible Jovial Ambergris Entity! He walks, he talks, he crawls on his belly like a reptile!! Your mom won't tell ya, yer pa won't tell ya, but by Gum we're heah to SHOW ya!! Step up, step up, it's a wonder, yes, a wonder of the World and it is here before you today and may never come again!! Take yer hands outta yer pockets, son -- don't fiddle with the unemployed!! Yank my doodle, it's a dandy, folks, and you will not be disappointed or we will show you the very exclusive Egress into the bargain. Step right up, step right...."

Braawwwwwwmp!!!

"...up and put your nickels where your minds are! You know you wanna, you know you gotta, and no-one is gonna stop ya!! Step right up!!!.....