Here's a good one:

Cigarette and of the Whisky and wild wild of the woman,
It it to move you they to lead, lead alienated you
Cigarette and Whisky and wild savage woman
they to move you they to lead, lead alienated you,

At once that I happy and good a woman
I to be enough last money I for the life,
I one gallon to meet and us on Spree
outward journey they to inform me, that around Whisky to smoke and drink

And now I weak and defective with age
The line on my face a good writing side to train I leavin ' this history, like sad however,
Juste on woman and Whisky and that they to make cigarette and Whisky...

To write you on the cross amndt with the head of my tomb
For woman and Whisky to find here a bad sklavennehmen,
Which to inform, that dear Fremdnehmen, which dear friend then to inform,
In large letter this fine word to write

Slán,

~Fionn

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