I bet it ain't as big as mine, eh? I got out the old ruler last night and took a offishal meshherment of my moto-tool. The flippin' ruler wasn't long enuff! Think I'm kiddin'? I aint. I went out today and got a flippin' yardstick, took it home, got the moto-tool out, fired 'er up, and took a nuther mesherment. 14 and a haff flippin' INCHES! No wonder I am a legend in this town, eh?

Not only that. It's a five-speed. Know'm sayin'? When I go to work the job gets DONE! Eat yer hearts out, loosers.

- Shane