The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #88716   Message #1669858
Posted By: Girl Friday
15-Feb-06 - 08:51 PM
Thread Name: Pub Song/ssn N. Kent UK SAT 18th Feb
Subject: RE: Pub Song/ssn N. Kent UK SAT 18th Feb
This is shaping up nicely. Watch it though Richard. Jo Jo seems a bit keen, and not just for the music by the sound of it. Don't worry, if she finds her way to Lower Stoat we'll protect you. {For a small fee.}

Suggestion for J0 JO on travel.
1/ Steal rocket-propelled motorcycle.
2/ Drive it to end of Southend pier.
3/ Build ramp at far end.
4/ Begin run-up from foreshore.
5/ 0-400 as fast as possible allowing for sidewinds and low-flying seagulls. With a good tail-wind you should land in garden of Bridge House.
6/ Beware of the dogs. They LOVE ME BUT BITE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!