Rapaier! You flipfaced bolthole. I got a bone to pick with you, eh? That flippin' pitcher you posted way back that got me scared off was nothin' but some dude from a dumb old cowboy show called "Has Gun Will Travel". I found out, man. I wasn't born yesterday, eh? You are a flippin' imposter! Now I know and I am gonnna find you, man, and kick your ass for all the lies you have told about Officer Dana here. You are dead meat waitin' for the sossage packers, eh? You are gonna get it bad, dipwad!