Slim Newton - REDBACK ON THE TOILET SEAT

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There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night
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I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite
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I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground
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that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found

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There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night
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I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite
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And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight
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and I curse the redback spider on the toilet seat last night

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I rushed in to the missus told her just where I'd been bit
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she grabbed the cutthroat razor and I nearly took a fit
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I said, "Just forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please
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Cos' I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than the disease

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There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night
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I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite
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And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight
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and I curse the redback spider on the toilet seat last night