I can't believe no one's posted this...
"One More Minute," by Weird Al Yankovic. The ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's day song!
(Grab: "One" by U2 was, at least according to Bono, actually about a son having to tell his judgmental father that he had contracted AIDS.)
Slán,
~Fionn
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