An inspirational song from Hayseed Dixie to help you while away the long hours battling temptation:


Poop in a Jar

I'm keeping your poop in a jar,
Till the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are.
Yeah, I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

You thought you took everything,
But you left something behind for me.
I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
Now it's there on a stand by the bed to remind me
In case I ever forget
You're just a piece of...
poop.

Keeping your poop in a jar,
Till the day you come back,
So I don't forget just what you are
Yeah, I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

I had a moment of weakness once
So I opened the lid for a smell.
It all came back to me baby,
In one vap'rous rush, I remembered you well.
How could I ever forget?
You're a piece of...
poop.

Keeping your poop in a jar,
Till the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are.
Yeah, I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

Keeping your poop in a jar.