Yeah...but how badly changed history would have been if Sam had sung,

Acrylic Bully!
Acrylic Bully!
Acrylic Bully!
Acrylic Bully....

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and an acrylic jaw.
Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully.
Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully.
Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance."
Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully
Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully.
Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the Acrylic with you."
Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully.
Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully, Acrylic bully...

I don't THINK so.....


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