Why are you bothering to try to imagine me at all? Why do you keep guessing at and suggesting behavior and personality that don't have anything to do with anything and are only calculated to keep an argument going? Who cares about your church services? It sounds like you harbor a little fantasy that all who argue with you will be instantly converted in the presence of your congregation. Rest assured, I won't be stopping by your church to pee. I'm not drawing on stereotypes to characterize you--you do it yourself all the time with the continual references to religion and church.

I wrote for one reason. I would like to see you to turn off the Pollyanna nonsense. We're adults here, and we squabble. It's not up to you to break it up or preach at us as to how we should behave. Your annual "Silly Season" threads just borrow trouble.

Capiche?