(Wakes up and sings slightly off key and totally a capella)

They burieed hom out on the praiiiirieeee The sods they fell down on his face And now where two hairs greww beforee themmmm Too cactiii have greown into place. Oh!

He was only a LAVender cowboyyy.....

(Falls back asleep after another nip on his jug and winking at the shapely Caitrin)