My wife Ann won a free 5 day cruise for us on Carnival Cruise lines. But ... here's the catch ... you gotta pay for your own air fare, and food and drinks ... free just means you get one of the cubby hole room about 5 fathoms below the water line. Checking out the cheapest 'free' cruise the cost would be about $1200 cdn.

Hell if it was free in total I don't think I'd go ... something about spending 5 days those mega 'fun' boats just doesn't seem attractive to me. I can hear it now ... I'm sitting on a deck chair trying to enjoy what little solitute one can get on a carny when I hear ... "come on sIx, don't be a big pooper come on and join in on the afternoon rhumba dance around the ship !!" .... yeah right, jeeeesh!

Anyone like these kind of cruises?

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