We won a holiday for two, totally free, no catches, no hard sell... trouble was, we would have to upgrade the room and pay the air fare for Limpit. We worked out that the baby actually cost more than an adult! Needless to say, we didn't go.

And as for cruises - I'd rather have my toenails pulled out with rusty pliers than sit on a boat for 5 days staring at the sea.

LTS