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Thread #88980   Message #1674376
Posted By: sinpelo
20-Feb-06 - 08:51 PM
Thread Name: Forgotten songs: The Pig Wanker
Subject: RE: Forgotten songs
Well, perhaps not if you consider that the alternative would be..... how can I put this sensitively?.... humping a sow. However, I think, if I were a boar in such an unenviable position, I would pretend to be mad.... hearing voices, thinking I'm Napoleon, the works. I should imagine there's a hefty surcharge for deseminating a mad boar. I'd grin and bear it but, by God! I'd make the buggers pay!