My two all time favourites were used, I want you to note, with completely straight faces.......'Future proofing' ( so where do you keep your crystal balls then, big man?) and ' I think we need to cascade this information up'.....wtf? Can you cascade up? Does, in your repertoire of idiocy, banality and back stabbing, also come the ability to reverse gravity?

I should note thatmy face, on the other hand, could not maintain anything resembling straightness and that's why I don't work there anymore.