after 2 hours of no long, complaining posts on internet forums or emails to government agencies, reports were circulated about the presumed death of Roger "Shambles" Gall, but when police broke into his flat, they discovered he had merely been busy looking up "equivocation" and "gratuitous righteous indignation" in his dictonary, and was, in fact, climbing onto his soapbox.. settling into his chair with a supply of beer & chips for a protracted round of dissembling and redundant observations on the "right to say anything you want as long as you don't insult ME!"

(When told folks were worried about him, he replied, "I plan to live forever, or until everyone sees things my way, so no need to fret.")