This is the version of the song I learned before I heard the real lyrics:

May I see the glory of the burning of the school,
We've tortued every teacher and we've broken every rule,
We've hid in every corner of the dirty, rotten school,
The class is marching on.

Glory glory halleluliah,
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
We met her at the door with a loaded 44,
And she ain't gonna teach no more.