By heck! There's sum jobs long gone and nee mistake - Or is it still a gannin concern? I remember that Rebecca Loos on a 'reality' TV programme hevvin te 'work' a pig but aah thowt she wuz just deein' it for artificial insemination like!

I remember tellin' a lass aah was gannin aboot with in Florida that me Granda used te be a 'knocker-up'

She sez tiv us "Oh George! I hope it dizzent run in the family!"