Frogprince catches a whiff of the ginko. "Damn", he thinks; "And I thought I had the nastiest idea for sure; well, wutthehey, I got all this mess ready, so here goes". He steps from behind the potted palm and begins to hose the riotous mob with the supersoaker of rank slush.
A chorus of harmonious and discordant screams arises. Then, as Sinsull, Liz, Jacqui, Sunny Sister and Ranger1 turn wrathful eyes on him, he realizes he has added a new dimension to the event that even he had not thought to anticipate. He has turned the fight into the world's most repulsive wet t-shirt contest.