Shiney:

She's legal, I assure you, shapely as a fine bluetick, and rolling in the old moolah, too. So I suggest you get down to it, and hogtie that wench before someone else does; she's prime, and last I heard, she was looking, too! And once yer hitched I am sure she will listen to reason and sell the Porsche for enough to buy TWO F-250s, one for each of you. New, 2006, with leather and turn signals. But, like I say, you should move quickly. Rare birds like that do not last on the open market very long, you know.   A word to the wise, eh?

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