You are a horrible, unfeeling woman and you're also completely stupid! I hope you choke on something and expire miserably.    I am so glad that poor Tony did not have to spend the last year of his little avian life in your revolting company. Your kind should be banished to the worst parts of Hull and not even allowed to come out on the street in daylight hours if I had my way. You're a degenerate.

And you can just forget about my usual "TTFN" sign-off too! Not for the likes of you. Just shut up and go away, you dreadful hag!

- Veronica Rutledge