Wee-eel! You folks think you tasted sum'in--wait'll you try my Great Grandma Vincenza's cookie rolls--brought it all the way over from Italy to Philly, she did! Now who wants to help me? I gonna need some raisins, chocolate, apple butter, and walnuts--that's fer the fillin'--and the usual baking guids fer the crust. O man, I'm tellin' ye, this is one of this world's greatest treasures--and'll keep over a year to boot. Jest stick it in yer icehouse. Now I need a reely big pot...innyone wanny help me out here?

--Matthew