The door creaks, then opens with a bang as the wind slams hard into the crowded room. A silhouette appears, wrapped in black lace and feathers, and upon entering is revealed to be a... lady, in red satin, black lace, and diamond-and-jet earrings.
"Dah-lings, I'm soooo glad to have made it alive! Isn't it just awful out there???" As the stunned silence grows, she shakes some snow off her platinum curls, and bats her long, thick eyelashes. "Well, isn't there a gentleman here to take my wraps??? I'm Lola L'Amour and I'm so hungry and cold. I'm sure one of you fine men would like to see to my needs!"