I used to have this on my office wall until I retired last year.

Just combine one word from each column to generate a meaningless jargon phrase. Some of the words may be a little dated, but I am sure you can think of suitable replacements.

  Integrated      mangement          options
  Total           organisational     flexibility
  Systemised      monitored          capability
  Parallel        reciprocal         mobility
  Functional      digital            programming
  Responsive      logistical         concept
  Ongoing         transitional       time-phase
  Synchronised    incremental        projection
  Compatible      third-generation   hardware
  Balanced        policy             contingency
  

By the way,don't forget to "touch base" occasionally :-)