Wu-aal, anuther actor, eigh? I did a bit o' actin' myself...my Hamlet was deemed at least better than Mr. Kenny Branagh, but I was hailed as an excellent Prospero. I also did a stint as Stephano...."Turn me not round, my stomach is not constant!" But I kin see from yer look you've been 'round mor'n I have. Say mister, have ye ever been to Trebizonia?

--Matthew