Well, I'll be a... CASSIUS DeMORNAY! The real and actual article. Ladies and gentleman, we are indeed honored to be in the presence of a true light of the modern theatre! Sir, no more'n 1 1/2 years ago back in Baltimore Maryland I had the pleasure of seeing ye as the hunch-backed King hisself.How do ye find yerself in this remote corner of the wilderness? And would ye deign to do us a soliloquy, maybe Macbeth or the Melancholy Dane?