Ahh...the nicht grows intristin'! Do ye think it's high time I played "The Digger's Song"? Is a jolly 'un I wrote, all about pannin' fer gold (oops, that doesn't happen for another 9 years!) Say...whuts with Miz L'Amour? I sense miching mallecho! Don't worry, my bonne homme, I'm a supported o' yer great country. Heard tell of an insurreection back oh, eight years ago. Buncha college boys built themselves a barricade in the Rue de la Chanveriere. All got killed they said....poor fellas....

--Matthew