ENGINEERS SONG

An Engineer said before he died
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An Engineer said before he died
An Engineer said before he died
And I've no reason to think he lied
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He married a girl with a cunt so wide
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He married a girl with a cunt so wide
She was never satisfied
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He built for her a prick of steel
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He built for her a prick of steel
Two brass balls and a bloody great wheel
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The whole fucking thing was powered by steam
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The whole fucking thing was powered by steam
And the two brass balls were filled with cream
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He tied her feet to the leg of the bed
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He tied her feet to the leg of the bed
And he tied her hands above her head
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She lay there and demanded a fuck
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She lay there and demanded a fuck
He shook her hand and wished her luck
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He fired the boiler and flicked the switch
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He fired the boiler and flicked the switch
She cried for more the filthy bitch
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Up and up went the level of steam
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Up and up went the level of steam
Down and down went the level of cream
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And finally that whore did cry
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And finally that whore did cry
Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!(in high pitched voice)
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That prick split her from arse to tit
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That prick split her from arse to tit
The whole fucking place was covered in shit
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They scrapped her up into a bag
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They scrapped her up into a bag
Serves her right for being a slag
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And now here comes the tragic bit
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And now here comes the tragic bit
There was no way of stopping it
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It jumped off her and onto him
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It jumped off her and onto him
And then it buggered their next of kin
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The last time that that prick was seen
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The last time that that prick was seen
It was down in London fucking the queen
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And finally a child was born
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And finally a child was born
With two brass balls and a fucking great horn
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The moral of the story should be clear
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The moral of the story should be clear
NEVER FUCK WITH AN ENGINEER!