Guest-I felt no pain, and didn't feel a victim [ I live in Hull !, I've been mugged 6 times in the last few years, threatened with knives, been called a "Paki Lover", had eggs thrown at me, had dead cats left on my dustbin etc [theres some strange people in hull]!

Seems you missed one of Mudcat's greatest threads from one of its greatest members. Erstwhile, alas, or in sabbatical at least.

Sirj0hn, wherefor art thou?