Bainbo! How reet ye are - My addled brain again! Tharr'll teach uz te pontificate when aah've had mair than a skinful o' brew and a coupla scotches - Me heid is hung in shame

Wor Dave'll give uz what for coz he was THERE on the day - Aah had a ticket te gan wiv him but aah cudden't gan coz aah was 'detained at Hor Majesty's Pleasure' for a coupla weeks - The judge wadn't defer me sentence until after the final so I went in a week before the match and come oot a fortneet after - Aah had te watch it on the telly

Aah shoulda remembered coz I watched Bob Stokoe deein' the lap of honour like a spitfire at the whistle - He ran roond wiv his arms like wings.

Thanks Purple Foxx - Aah cuddent tell ye what songs Hudson Ford had in the charts - Ah think by then ah wuz into Suzy Quatro (or aah woulda been if she'd answered me letters!!)