My old friend Owen Kelly tell this tale of a very smart rabbit,
When Cheney shot his lawyer friend he was following an established precedent.
Last year an Italian Lawyer out hunting shot a rabbit and stowed it in his game bag. The rabbit, a Bugs Bunny fan apparently, was only stunned, it came around crept out of the bag, placed one paw on a toehold, dropped to the ground and cleared off.
The toehold was the trigger, the gun went off and shot the hunter in a place that wouldn`t blind him.
He ate his dinner off the mantlepiece for quite a while.