The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1678745
Posted By: Amos
25-Feb-06 - 03:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hell, if we're playing "drop the needle", here's a rejoinder:

Specious rationalization, Rapaire!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, put down thet shotgyun, Ah kin expleen evvuhthing!!

Wilbur: You low down varmint, knocking up our Maiseybelle!! I oughta send yew tuh Hayull!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, 't'wasn't whut yew think!! We couldn't do nuffin' 'bout it -- us wuz a CHARGE-COUPLED pair!! Like yew done read about!! 'Twasn't like we had a choice!!

Wilbur: Charge coupled, my Aunt Mathilda!! That's just spin talk. Get yer pants on, boy, we're gonna go see thuh preacher!! He'll getcha proper charge-coupled all right. Charge about five bucks. But hat least it'll make a decent woman outta Maiseybelle!