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Thread #59418   Message #1678857
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
25-Feb-06 - 06:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Speak ye of serendipity! Not only did my randomly picked previous post wind up being one of my own, but it is about randomness!

I swear I did not cheat. Just ask Mom if you don't believe me. She was right there watching.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell - PM
Date: 09 May 05 - 11:40 PM

I don't have a random person of the day. I have a random monkey. His name is Excelsior and he is a garden variety Rhesus monkey. Nothing special about him. He doesn't have a random person either. He has a random flea. The flea's name is Brian. Brian doesn't have a random anything. He doesn't need it. Brian thinks the Universe revolves around him. He's correct. Well... sorta. The Universe actually "revolves" in a very complex figure-eight-like pattern. Brian is the center of one lobe. The center of the other lobe is a jellyfish-like creature named Burtfuhlsnizh who lives on a planet orbiting a star in another galaxy some five billion light-years away.