Well of course we are Bozo'z!! I, like many Mudcat men, disguise myself as a standardized human being during the daylight hours, but when night time rolls around I am quick to put on an orange wig, size 36 wingtips and a big red nose before going out on the town. I find there is nothing turns a big legged woman on more than a rubber bulbed horn honked repeatedly in her ear. Works every time!!!