The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1679276
Posted By: Tweed
26-Feb-06 - 09:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Bee-Dubz you is suckin' that hind tit alot obver here by the looks of it, and I habv perusified this playing ground scorpulently. Momma won't gibv you diddly squat nor wonts for nothin'.

I know thar ain't much left up on the roof now, but in earlier days was you a redhared stepchile ore somethingg? I waz myself. A redhared stepchild twice included, as they found me floating in a wood CoCola crate on the White River and both sides declamed no knowledge obv my origens.

Howsomever, I did get everthing a child could aks fore and had diddlysquats and wonts aplenty to worry on. I allus felt sartain that redhared steppeeple was gifted due to thar read har. Mine turned to some other color that warn't red anymore and that's when all the trubble3 began. The diddleys disapated and the squats is all but lef for gude!!