The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1680177
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Feb-06 - 08:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
So. The truth comes out. Bee-Dubya-Ell, whom we took and embraced to our collective bosom...Bee-Dubya-Ell, who we brought up and whose feet we placed on the Path of Righteousness...Bee-Dubya-Ell, in whom we placed our hopes and anticipations...Bee-Dubya-Ell, who we lingered to caress while we breathed our evening prayer...Bee-Dubya-Ell, who had joy in his pale blue eyes...
At our fireside, sad and lonely
Often will the bosom swell
At rememberance of the story,
How our noble Bee-Dub fell;
How he strove to bear our banner
Through the thickest of the fight,
And uphold Dear Moab's honor,
In the strength of manhood's night.
Fallen...and now a rich, crass, callow, grasping, over-reaching, avaricious, devouring, niggardly, gluttonous, self-indulgent, edacious, esurient, pennypinching, covetous, plutocrat grinding the poor and depraved beneath the iron heel of his monopolistic Neo-con excesses!
Oh, weep, Mother! For Bee-Dubya-Ell is cornering the world's supply of wonts, ilks, fuck-alls, and such! Oh weep, dear MOAB, for your son had turned away from the Good Book and to Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations!
But that's okay, 'cause Amos and Stilly and Bunn and Giok and me are here to comfort you, to gently press your aged hand and tell you, "It's okay."