This just in: An undisclosed source from the Pentagon has leaked secret documents indicating that the Bush administration has a contingency plan in place for what to do once the remaining Axis of Evil countries (Iran & North Korea...and maybe Syria and possibly Venezuela) have all been invaded and subjected to regime change and democratization, thus depriving the military-industrial complex of further opportunities to justify its existence.

This would clearly put a lot of people out of work, so it can't be allowed to happen.

With this in mind, the Bush administration intends to follow up the War on Terror with a new War on Suspicion.

The basis of the War on Suspicion will be the naming of a new Axis of countries that are Not-Dangerous-Yet-But-Might-Be-Someday-So-Let's-Get-Them-Now! The acronym for this will be the Axis of NDYBMBSSLGTN!

Countries that have been intially proposed for this Axis could include the following: Belgium, Malagasy Republic, Andorra, Finland, Pitcairn Island, Ireland, New Guinea, Togo, and Antarctica.

A series of military campaigns, with or without the help of an international coalition could be envisioned to take us through at least 5 more decades of conflict, and should help make Americans feel more secure in bed at night or while shopping at the mall.

Wait for it. The Axis of NDYBMBSSLGTN! Coming to you on all main media outlets any time soon!